Thursday, May 16, 2013

To: Franklin Roosevelt, Eva Braun

Mr. Roosevelt,

As far as I'm concerned, the Japanese have only scratched American soil, and you are doing nothing to help. As for the soft underbelly, please keep in mind the current date is December 1941, and the Desert Fox still holds most of North Africa. Also, JG-27 is making your inadequate pilots suffer like they never have before. The Germans will forever hold North Africa, despite the illiterate little pests you throw at us. So, I ask you to keep in mind the date and watch your erratic and unnecessary splurges of literacy.

Eva Braun,

Have you not yet come into realization that Hitler hides behind a mask of cowardice, deceit, and fear? Everything is a lie. He effaces the Jews because he fears them. Also, may you please go deeper into detail on "Jews are VERY threatening towards the government that Adolf plans to run." They cause no harm.Your own people are being persecuted. Last week, a woman was beheaded and her head impaled on a telephone for this joke:
"Hitler and Mussolini jump off a cliff. Who is saved? The world."
Please, examine Hitler more closely and come to the perception that Hitler is a mask of deceit, not love.

Stigler

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